Kids: Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

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By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

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By no she wasn't high - 02/12/2013 02:50 - United States - Garland

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

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By ohhdear.___. - 26/03/2012 14:54 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 23:54 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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Cats are the same

By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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porcelainkisses 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:09

Congratulations, you've raised a dumbass!

GhettoXmuffin 7

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:10

I'd say eating cocks is more accurate

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btstig 11

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:05

Depends on what holiday it is.

Wazilla 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:06

In my science class we found out they are made from corn starch so it is possible to eat. My teacher had to hand out detentions for kids who kept getting up for a handfull to eat. Apperntly it taste like popcorn.

FarSide 22

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:48

Styrofoam is NOT made from corn. Where are you studying science, Russia?

Almandine 7

Saturday 24 December 2011 5:51

Some of them are made of edible products and some are made of styrofoam. You can tell by the texture (from holding them).

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:06

102- you don't think before you speak do you? You are as dumb as OP's daughter.

ZielZone 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:13

Real smart one you have there. Will you be sending her to college or will she go for her Mrs. Degree?

shots1996 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:13

Ive dated dumb girls. Ive known dumb girls. Sorry OP i know its your kid. But this really takes the cake for stupidoty

Linkerdoodles 15

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:56

*stupidity…

shots1996 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 5:21

Yea i saw the mess up right as i hit send. I was a typo

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 24 December 2011 6:50

Damn that sucks. I hear it is a lonely life as a typo. Oh another typo? Well then...

evilplatypus 38

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:33

To be fair, they do make some rice-based packing peanuts that are edible.

baseballlegitly0 2

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:36

she was baked

Thinker1030 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:38

Girls with eating disorders have been known to eat packing peanuts and cotton balls, just saying, maybe it was a stupid lie that she said to cover.

mariaschlott 2

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:52

I was just thinking the same thing..

StreetReaper 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:40

I hope you have planned well for your retirement. If not, this waste of an ****** you call your child, is going to pick out your nursing home. Go buy her a helmet now and remove all sharp objects from her room. It will save you plenty of trouble later on down the road.