Kids: Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

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By madeleine - 08/04/2021 05:00

Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

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By no she wasn't high - 02/12/2013 02:50 - United States - Garland

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

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By ohhdear.___. - 26/03/2012 14:54 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 23:54 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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Cats are the same

By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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Saturday 24 December 2011 2:09

Congratulations, you've raised a dumbass!

GhettoXmuffin 7

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:10

I'd say eating cocks is more accurate

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kitkatknicknack 12

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:53

She must be stuffed

FarSide 22

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:51

lol. And man, can she float on water!

supimnyancat 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:55

We've all made that mistake before, actually no, your daughter just a dumbass.

alxtreme 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:12

Those things taste great and economically friendly

kaykay20 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:13

Well the holiday mints do look similar to packing peanuts but after one bite it should have been obvious they weren't candy. I suggest keeping all packing peanuts away from her and letting her know theirs none of those candies in the house.

FarSide 22

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:56

Altoids they are not.

dethjam 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:15

Is she retarded?

upyourzlolz 11

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:49

Yes. Earlier, OP heard a very rude remark from a cashier.

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:18

She sounds retarded. No, really. Developmentally challenged. Either that or she was high off her ass.

thiscrazything 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:21

Damn, make her a sandwich. Better yet, make her make herself a sandwich so she can see what real food looks like.

xoxPatrina 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:25

Is there something mentally wrong with her?

Entheatus 13

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:41

Packing pellets just lead to worse and worse things. Pretty soon she'll be eating large pieces of styrofoam, then drywall, and then rocks. I'm sure there are support groups that can help her.