Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants....

By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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Ballshot

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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Poor little bunny

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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The shot of a lifetime

By Epic Fail - 10/10/2022 08:30 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to throw a basketball in my backyard basketball hoop. It bounced off the board, hit me on the head, then hit a spray can, activating it and spraying black paint all over my Golden Retriever, to finally land in my trash can. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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narks 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:24

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

tkmac 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:25

Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.

Comments

InspiredByGaGa 8

Friday 29 May 2009 5:13

YDI not only for trying to shoot a rabbit, but because the bullet could have easily missed the rabbit and hit one of your neighbors.

manowar13 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:21

why do you think you have so many comments... F U U ASSHOLE

altna 4

Friday 29 May 2009 5:21

Put up a fence to shield your plants instead of trying to kill innocent creatures that clearly outsmart you, dumbass.

Kyothine 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:33

All self-righteous animal-rights hippies are a bunch of shit-chucking morons. The rabbit was eating in the OP's garden, which he spent time working on. Do you really think that that was not a good reason to shoot it? Humans > other animals.

tommiegirlxxx 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:48

seriously dude, u were planning on shooting a poor, innocent animal just because it nibbled on a couple of ur plants? I hope u don't live in an area infested w/ caterpillars or anythin, u'd be hated for disturbing everyone. The poor thing didn't know it was doin anythin wrong and ur damn plants can grow back, the rabbit can't grow another live, god damnit! and P.S, #655, you really don't think that, do u? or are you completely incapable of feeling any kind of human emotion?

Chase288 0

Friday 29 May 2009 7:00

All I can say is you must be a terrible shot...Bullets dont miss, you do!...I hit bottle caps in the side of haystacks at 200yards, and you couldnt make it across your YARD?!? ...Your obviously not from Kansas. YDI

thabeast 0

Friday 29 May 2009 7:45

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones! you should of used the holy hand grenade