By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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pepperburn 0

boy is your aim terrible..... what can i say, it's funny as hell

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purpleiscool 0

YDI dummy. Don't shoot near your pool. Put your garden into a huge wire cage, with a couple inches underground. And please ditch the gun with your aweful aim.

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Fallen_Stawr 0

you stupid ****. 1. you don't shoot an animal just because it was hungry 2. 15,000 gallons of water is a LOT of water, be conservative 3. YDI

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mrsadamlambert 0

you dumb douche. go **** yourself. it's a friggen wild animal what do you expect it to do?! asswipe.

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IAmBridgette 0

Tch, that's what you get for trying to kill an animal that is just trying to survive.

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fullcarbon54 0

First off, by definition, that bunny is far from innocent. It was eating this guys food, therefore it is not innocent. Bunnies can be major pests in a lot of places just like rats and mice and roaches. And since this rabbit specifically terrorized his garden, the op had every right to shoot it. As for all of the "you are a terrible person for shooting a rabbit boo hoo hoo etc" bullshit, you folks need to learn a few things about caring for a garden with food in it. Yeah the op should have put a fence up, but not at the moment when he decided to shoot it. That would make no sense. But, ydi for shooting at it when it was by your pool.

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HappyGestapo 0

What is it with the retards bitching about trying to kill a raddit, how else do you keep it from coming back? Rabbits chew through fences, you retards.

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Hjelloo 0

YDI for having horrible aim. These PETA retards here really need a reality check though.

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darkwarrior127 0

Ok, first of all, the comments here are like nerds on youtube. Stop calling this person a redneck, ********, dick, animal killer, f***er, etc. THIS PERSON DOES NOT DESERVE IT. Yeah, he/she could have chosen a better way to fix this problem. Being a vegetarian, I know this better than most. What should not be happening is all of you people judging this person. Sure, he/she had a "blonde moment", who doesn't? Is it not enough that this person had their basement flooded, undoubtedly with personal belongings inside? Are the repair costs not enough? Is the local ridicule not enough? The fact that this person is sharing this extremely embarassing story with us shows extreme humility. Admittedly, you should not have tried to kill the rabbit, try some of the above mentioned tactics next time. When I read all of your comments saying "Karma's a bitch, ain't it" and the like, is this ridicule not enough to lower your good karma significantly? It is much more productive, much less time-wasting, and much better for self-esteem when people provide constructive criticism rather than calling people (who they have no experience in meeting except for 50-ish or less typed words) hippies, retards, and the like. Wishing you the best, Jerrrr!

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