By sluttydancer - 10/06/2009 13:51 - United States

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Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML
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dmmd8686 0

Should have gone up to him and said "that'll cost you 20 for the show"

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regalarius 0

Man, if I had a dollar for every minute I've been glad no one was watching me, I'd be a rich man. FYL. Also: in before "do him"

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tomberryboy 0

Wut the **** is wrong wit u,being a **** won't help,and ur friends dad and u r gay,u both need to seek help

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RazorbladeSmiles 0

This was probably posted as an ad to heighten a career in "exotic dance".

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yurigagarin 0

Is your friend's dad hot? Just kidding. Serves you right for being slutty.

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shumm 0

hahaha, yeah, sometimes you just have to dance it out. it was just at the wrong time and at the wrong place

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caca12_fml 0

ithnk dats wat u get 4bein a dumbass skut! if u dnt noe wat skut means jus ask ur mutha cuz it seems lyk dats wat she tought u 2b =>

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I_ate_pikachu 0

Look what today's pop music is turning girls into now. *shakes head* xDDD

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DoctorManhattan 0

Why wouldn't he use a sponge or a squeegee or something instead?

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