By sluttydancer - 10/06/2009 13:51 - United States

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Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML
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dmmd8686 0

Should have gone up to him and said "that'll cost you 20 for the show"

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regalarius 0

Man, if I had a dollar for every minute I've been glad no one was watching me, I'd be a rich man. FYL. Also: in before "do him"

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meli5_fml 0

He was cleaning the windows with his boner?

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natalieaz303 0

OMG! awkward I Thimphu would have that friend only come to my house from then on

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kthxbai123 1

haha it's your fault that you turned him on:)

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angels_siren 0

Whats worse is that since he has a boner, he'll probably go to his wife and have sex with her. thinking about you the whole time. XD fyl.

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personguydude17 0

wait wait he was washing the windows with his boner

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briissocoollike 8

Ruuuuunn awaaayy and don't ever go back there again!!! He might ask u to do the dance again and try to get you

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Muwahaha_fml 4

Cleaning the windows with his wiener is pretty impressive, I bet it doesn't hold a candle to your slutty dance

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caity878 0

Ohhh i thought u said ur dad had a boner O.o

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Why is there a pole in the kitchen you dance and swing in like at a bar. ? Must be some awesome parties there

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