By pda - 25/08/2013 02:46 - United States - Short Hills

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
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RodzillaX 30

Those lines do get very long and boring.

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cuppycakeslove 20

Ugh, call security, that's public indecency and so disrespectful if its a family park.

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UFIUETSimpdesign 5

That is messed up. Kids around. :/

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ChawanKiti 15

That's ****** up. An amusement park? Really? Children need to learn about sex eventually, but not that way. That's disturbing and inappropriate.

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fishryan 1

wow what a ******* ****** **** Bitch **** you should have had your kids turn away, snapped the boyfriends neck, cut of his tiny little **** ,then take his dick and shove it in her mouth and chocked her to death with it. that stupid ignorant ****** Bitch!

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mFUNdo21 17

when a man and a woman love each other...

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RedPillSucks 31

When birds and bees get in your pants, you jump and jiggle, and there's a party.

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HaleiJ 16

That is down right disrespectful and disgusting. Unless there's a good reason (proposal, etc) I honestly don't even like seeing others make out in public. Save it for behind doors.

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monnanon 13

making out is kissing right? that doesnt bother me really even if its a french kiss. there isnt really anything indecent about kissing. someone groping another person i do take issue with. its like those people who feel they have a right to have sex anywhere and everywhere because they are consenting adults. common deceny doesnt seem to factor into their heads.

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Mshrodes 13

How would a proposal result in groping each other ? In a LINE ? There was no good reason for this.

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SlapAndTickle 20

What did she do? Buy an engagement ring and put it on his ****? I find your lack of logic pitiful.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

@47 actually "making out" tends to imply that there is some groping going on as well. They go full on tongue kiss with hands wandering over boobs, grabbing asses, and occasionally slipping up the shirt. It's an action that leads to sexy times.

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Emily062611 6

I think 40 was saying a proposal is an appropriate reason to kiss, which they are usually opposed to.

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HaleiJ 16

#114: Thank you! I'm not an idiot, I know making out leads to groping. I said I don't LIKE seeing others making out (clearly for that reason), UNLESS they have a reason to be, such as a proposal. I didn't freaking say the couple in this story just got engaged. Learn to read before you down vote and comment.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

@#149 You kind of are because my comment was not directed at you. It was directed at the second comment specifically the question "Making out is kissing right?" . I was clarifying "Making out" is not "just kissing" the term making out encompasses that entire action of hardcore kissing and groping. If there's no groping then you are just kissing. If there is groping you are making out. I even specified who I was talking to so you have no excuse.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I apologize there was a number switch around earlier and my comment was #114 and the current #114 didn't exist in this thread but in one below it.

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ShyAnn29 14

I agree with 11, embarrass the hell out of them, and hope that makes them stop, of course, since she had no sense of courtesy or respect, I bet she would have liked a big audience.

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Xalandra 17

Looks like you found that new amusement park game "smack-a-bitch". Have fun, and remember kids, idiot bitches will often times need to be smacked repeatedly.

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starile 19

I'm sorry, were you just having a blonde moment?

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Cazz91 21

Indecent exposure. Calling the security or police on them would have fixed that... Or do what everyone else has suggested and create attention around those idiots to get them to hopefully stop.

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