By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 908
You deserved it 143 197

Same thing different taste

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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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people who take a story like this seriously piss me off. It's clearly a joke. Stop analysing it.

collegeshmollege 0

find something better to tattoo on yourself next time.

You're lucky you cost that much if you're a big enough dork to have a barcode tattooed on you....

HomeDepotxLette 0

poster....whats the upc of your tattoo...? i work at home depot....today im going to find out the upc and sku of a $5.98 16oz claw hammer and ask the original poster what the upc of his tattoo is and see if they match....lol

uhm, yeah FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!! srsly, as detailed as a new tattoo can be, it won't scan.

whocaresnotme 0

nice, but how is ur life f***ed?

HomeDepotxLette 0

guess what....? yesterday at work, i did a search... alt + price inquiry #3 dpt 25 claw hammer.....gave me a list of every claw hammer every home depot has in their system....none for a 16 oz one at 5.98 kthx good try tho...

HomeDepotxLette 0

guess what...? today at work i checked into the system for a claw hammer....we have none at 16 oz at $5.98 at any home depots....sorry nice try tho

that is NOT fml worthy. this isnt even real! i hate fake FML's especially stupid ones