By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

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Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
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challan 19

Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.

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awkward_gothlady 32

And why, exactly, is this the cashier's business?

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perdix 29

Why did the cashier assume you were going to use the condoms on your penis? XL condoms make fine waterproof sock liners!

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born_hustla 26

The cashier knows something we don't.. And not quite sure we wanna know.

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Enslaved 36

OP's name is "not too small" but are you an XL? :P Besides how does the cashier know it's for your ****? You might be using it to smuggle your swallowed cocaine? And guilty, I sometimes look at guys' hands and picture them naked.

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perdix 29

You may want to wear slightly looser pants. Leave some mystery. Girls like going on a treasure hunt to find a card at the end that says, "Great things come in small packages."

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TheDrifter 23

Hard to brag when the cashier can clearly see the tiny lump in your skinny jeans?

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_wraith 15

You are one smug soul-eating cat, Drifter.

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grrrrrrrreat 8

You should have been all like, "let's go to a hotel and find out ;)".

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epic13 12

You sure you weren't being a little cocky?

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skyeyez9 24

You never know by one's appearance if they are hung or not. This poor guy in my 6th grade class was bullied mercilessly. He was a nerdy kid, and didn't fight back so he was an easy target for the jerks. One bully snuck up and meant to humiliate this boy by yanking his sweatpants and underwear down in the middle of cafeteria.....people gasped. Turned out this 11yr old old 5ft tall 105lb boy had an 8" dick. Nobody bullied him after that. And all these trashy girls kept trying to get with him from then on and he became pretty popular to his bullies dismay.

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crammer1 6

I agree...life is like a guy's crotch, ya never know what you're gonna get. Hands and feet theory are bull!

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skyeyez9 24

I was in the cafeteria waiting in the lunch line when I saw it happen. I always hated seeing him get bullied. But back then, I didn't have the guts to intervene.

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Xotoolyxo 16

She's just jealous she can't have you

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