Intimacy: Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While...

By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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chocolateybar 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:10

YOUR FRIEND ROCKS :">

YUMmMm 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:22

LOL! your guy frnd IS amazing :P

Comments

acvz 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:41

What kind a undevelopped place do you live in where they give gay people dirty looks?

kimchicka 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:49

I know, right?

RaIeigh 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 21:01

IJD, you put a pic up (:

Johnny6speed 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 21:05

^^^^but NOT because of what you posted. Sorry I left out the not. Also, YOU ***** for cheating on your GF with another a man. :)

Notjustanother1 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 21:14

damn cupcake your hot

LivyGirl0611 9

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:56

40-it's called America.

rus1rus 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:43

haha ur friend is awesome!!! I bet he does that to random guys in the store who buys trojans

alexxusbrowning2 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:43

lol u poor thing...screw the people who gave u dirty looks though

NinjaSonic 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:44

Dis is ****** Up man! ('''(^~^)/''') Me and teh bear is happy!!!!

bballer55 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:52

ure friend is full of win =P

AlanS602 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:54

lol he was just playing around who cares what other people think.

summer_moon 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:58

hahahaha that's hilarious! and not an fml. now you have a funny story to tell your friends and who cares if a bunch of strangers think you're gay?

Otto12 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 21:00

first!

OuchFireAnts 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 21:18

haha.. ^^ funniest comment of the day..

Otto12 0

Monday 10 May 2010 0:50

it's what I do :)

Otto12 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 1:59

oh god dammit moderators, the "first!" was a ****** joke! I demand you put the comment back. if u legitematly thought I thought I was first, go get a brain checked. if that's u sarin, I have lost my respect

mexican_girl 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 21:07

Ok, so some people you don't even know looked at you funny?? Wow, your life must be great if you think that's an FML

Rashkavar 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 23:17

Some parts of the US are pretty widely homophobic, though. It's accepted enough that gay marriage proposals make it onto referendums and the like, but not enough for them to pass. Dirty looks like that are quite believable, sadly. I suggest expressions of homophobia be penalized with the death penalty. That'll help with overpopulation and low average intelligence problems too.

samantha_durano 6

Sunday 9 May 2010 23:21

HA I get pussy allll the time. (jk) but sorry about your problems Sean lol. and I know Jimmy I need to work on my "addiction" lol (: -sorry if this is a repost.