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By pot, meet kettle - 05/04/2013 23:21 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I was chatting online with a guy I really like, when he used the word "irregardless." I couldn't help but mention how little sense it makes, since it's a combination of two words meaning roughly the same thing. He replied, "lol what? your stupid." Jesus Christ. FML

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By Rebecca - 13/06/2012 23:50 - Australia - Dural

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2012 04:44 - United States

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

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By shut up. - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

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Today, I was talking to a guy when he pointed behind me and said, “Hey, what’s that?” I looked behind me and he burst out laughing, saying he “can’t believe I’m so stupid that I still fall for that old trick.” We were having a conversation, not a physical fight. FML

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By seriously? - 22/12/2012 22:19 - United States - Spring

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML

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By tongue tied - 11/02/2013 08:57 - United States - Meadville

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 09:00 - Pakistan - Multan

Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML

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He does have a point

By Ksweety_fml - 05/10/2019 14:00

Today, I texted someone and typed, "lol". My boyfriend asked me why I put "lol". I told him because I thought it was funny. He looked at me weird and said, "But you didn't laugh." Now he thinks I'm weird because I didn't actually laugh out loud. FML

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By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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bigdude1302 2

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:19

Attraction: disengaged

DubstepCrazyXD 11

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:17

Some people just don't want to admit they're wrong.

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ZacZ 8

Saturday 6 April 2013 8:52

Maybe he actually meant "with regard." Seeing how it would be a double negative. He could be the genius.

Mr_Mole 24

Saturday 6 April 2013 9:11

Stop with the English lessons. Not everyone speaks like Stephen Fry, and not everyone cares. Language changes and evolves all the time. You grammer nazis would have had Shakespeare shot for inventing new words.

galt 13

Saturday 6 April 2013 9:16

You're*

ligerzero459 24

Saturday 6 April 2013 9:24

Funny thing is that irregardless is recognized in the dictionary. So technically, you're wrong

Shrike 23

Saturday 6 April 2013 11:33

It's recognized as non-standard in most dictionaries. What's your point? What's she "wrong" about? Her only claim is that it doesn't make much sense. The word being in the dictionary doesn't change that. It's a bastard hybrid word that negates its own intended meaning.

ALlamaOnFire 20

Saturday 6 April 2013 10:37

Eurgh, this is a copy of another FML -.-

Megan639 16

Saturday 6 April 2013 10:47

No offense but you sound like a bitch

Perdition25 12

Saturday 6 April 2013 11:16

Did the guy really say "lol" in his response? I sure as hell hope not.

SeeSea 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 8:13

I didn't even catch that at first...that'd be kind of funny if he did though..haha

Sir_Swaggington 6

Saturday 6 April 2013 12:56

I hate when people say that. I bet when he first messaged her, he asked if they could "conversate."

LudicMonster 22

Saturday 6 April 2013 13:04

Clearly you understood him, so there was no need to correct him. You're not the most perfect being on Earth so stop taking opportunities to put yourself above people. Also, irregardless is in the dictionary, and many people learn to say that instead of regardless. I'm not saying it's correct, I'm saying that you can't call him an idiot for using it.