By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML
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sushi_samurai 3

Warning: lame joke below. That mouse has his eye on you...

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nancem 7

Evidently fear is not a factor for you!

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Savra_fml 17

Wrong OP. The "little squeeze" you gave it would not be enough to make a mouse eye explode like that. It was a ********.

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maryam8869 7

ooooh poor mouse ..

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blank_jack 0

Why the F ur cat eats mice in your kitchen? U wrote as if its normal to have pieces of mice on your kitchen floor!!!! Ur sick...

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Matty1188 6

Maybe OP has a mouse infestation and the cat is looking after it.

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missamazinggg 12

Also cats bring you dead animals has presents

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leadman1989 15

Jeepers creepers... you should keep an eye out for anymore.

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perdix 29

Nah, it was probably a ********. Before the optical devices took over, we had to be pretty handy at cleaning mouse balls. Looks like the OP took a trip down Memory Lane.

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