By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

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Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Shut-up, idiot. Your girlfriend thought you had a pimple until you pissed out of it.

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DocBastard 38

Laughing during sex is nothing to be ashamed of, children, nor is it a sign of immaturity. If you've never laughed because of that squishy noise that sweaty bodies can make during sex, then you obviously haven't had enough of it.

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every1luvsboners 11

Doc, my girlfriend laughs every time I take my clothes off. This is normal, I shouldn't be ashamed.

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DjeePee 24

Yeah Doc, you're absolutely right, but you have to admit that lauging during sex isn't much fun if you're almost reaching your ******, especially if you're a girl. Many of us don't climax easily, you know, and if your partner then laughs and goes soft - which can definitely be a big mood-breaker - then it's even harder to get an ****** again.

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ambamm135 7

Or laughing so hard he goes soft when you're about to glorious finish. That's gotta be a real downer for her. I would have been upset. So close and yet so far :(

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Palirose 22

I giggle a lot because I'm ticklish in some parts and sometimes just from pure enjoyment. Laughing isn't a bad thing.

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TheChad85 1

Sounds like u could use a hand! (insert cheesy porno music)

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every1luvsboners 11

Are you related to Andy Dick? No joke, the two of you are twins.

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mengetsu 2

I guess he took go die in a hole seriusly

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every1luvsboners 11

I'm usually done and have paid my $2 fee before I have an opportunity to laugh at anything.

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leadman1989 15

I don't see anything funny about bimples... this guy getting action and I'm at home on a Thursday morning. -_- FML

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welandedonthemoo 5

Bimples? Lmao

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dadof2 4

what is it with these soft guys in another post a guy turned down a BJ now a idiot is more interested in a pimple no wonder the lesbian population is growing

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THE_A_TEEN 27

No one chooses to be lesbian. It's only growing because more people are coming out instead of hiding their true selves. :)

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

The ignorant population, however, sadly remains the same.

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jobsman99 0

Get off him. Take his penis into your mouth and give him a ******** till he is hard then hop back on and finish. You have earned a good ******

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justanotherbird 19

Why is it her job to "earn an ******" while he is being a complete dick?

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obviousboy 8

It is pretty difficult to maintain an erection when you're laughing your ass off.

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perdix 29

He shoulda popped it and used the juice as lube.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Guuuuhhh!! My mental eyes just shriveled up and fell off.

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perdix 29

Mine, too! That's why I had to share it -- I just couldn't bear the thought that I should have to endure this image all by myself. I wonder if it would have been worse had I used the phrase "sebum from the she-bum?"

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