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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2014 04:51 - United States - Vacaville

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

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Noob to boobs

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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Pop off

By Anonymous - 24/04/2025 20:00 - Germany - Tostedt

Today, I couldn’t wait to get home and get my boyfriend naked, which I did. Although, to be honest, popping every single pimple in the rash on his back was not the kind of foreplay I had had in mind. FML

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Comedy gold

By Landdownunder - 05/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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every1luvsboners 11

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:58

Shut-up, idiot. Your girlfriend thought you had a pimple until you pissed out of it.

heathz 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:41

geez time to get off that horse.

Comments

TadiiDixShit 4

Friday 18 November 2011 3:29

Lmaoooooo,Funniest Shit I've read on here today!!

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 18 November 2011 3:29

Wow! Should have bucked him off!

swe3tsam22 0

Friday 18 November 2011 4:04

Ingrown hair people!!!

hookemhrns 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 3:19

That's a good one!!

stevenmx86 7

Friday 18 November 2011 4:15

Wtf? Was it really that funny? Ydi for dating someone that obviously has the brain of a 4 year old...

Majick13 1

Friday 18 November 2011 4:23

pimple...or herpes....

hateevryone 14

Friday 18 November 2011 5:49

a pimple on your butt.....hilarious.

RufusthePenis 0

Friday 18 November 2011 6:21

I'd of done the sane thing. You should of just laughed it off with him, it's always good to have abit of fun during sex, or intimate moments!

RufusthePenis 0

Friday 18 November 2011 6:23

Same*

picturescrazy 24

Friday 18 November 2011 6:21

That's awfully rude of him. It's not like people can help getting acne -.-

crackerjack13 0

Friday 18 November 2011 7:06

Huzzah, small penis jokes!

cykotic101 0

Friday 18 November 2011 7:55

Childish much?

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