By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

It's still good to put on the barbecue and call it steak.

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catatonicsleep 17

as opposed to a shield to stop wind... sounds like a farting medieval knight...

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egamage 0

So you're upset that blood got on your windscreen and not the fact that you killed an animal?

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hiyourcute 0

If you'll look back at the fml, op didn't kill the animal, the car in front of him did...

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Schlimpikins 0

Is there something wrong with killing animals? I smoked a bird yesterday, and I need to know if it was bad or good.

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instnt1nfction 17

eminem taught me that I can kill them if they don't sing

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Stockholm06 3

The OP didn't kill the animal. Read again.

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IscoreOnU 19

Reminds me of an episode of CSI a long time ago. Except it was a prisoner under a prison bus. And it was a convertible. But still FYL

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HeavyMetalViking 0

I smell a bowl of Mystery Meat Stew on the menu tonight.

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LaughterofCorn 4

If only animals had FML's of their own...

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seekndestroy 3

this ones dead, so it wouldnt be able to post anyway

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fatgirllovesfml 0

his father would, "today, I went to the car wash to pickup my sons intestines. FML"

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alaskasfml 0

"today some idiot ran over me. im missing part of my side. fml!"

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yazdmich 1

#98 if someone submitted it, LMFAO ROTFL

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triggerit 5

he could not use this piece of flesh as a cutlet

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holagranola 15

aww, it's Friday the 13th bad luuck:o

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