By stupidgirlll - 26/06/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
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regalarius 0

In his defense, I look old for my age, and my (now wife) looks very young for hers...and when we were both 18, I got some very dirty looks walking around hand-in-hand with her. Nobody actually said anything to us except once or twice, though. She's actually older than I am. So I can understand his caution.

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bebopdubop 0

well ur friends are going to lie to you if it looks terrible. ur boyfriend is probably right. just saying.

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jackanackanory 0

Why would he be afraid that people would think he has a foot fetish?

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Bored_2_Death 0

i hope your kidding

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a_to_z 0

a phedophile is not a foot fetish, it's someone who has, usually inapproiate, relations with someone signifancantly younger than them.

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LuxLisbon_fml 0

The word paedophile refers to someone who is sexually attracted to children - not necessarily someone who has acted upon it. And someone who has a relationship with someone significantly younger than them, as per your definition (say, a 40-year-old dating a 20-year-old) does not by default fall into that category. Of course, the age that constitutes a 'child' differs greatly according to the law in different places. Anyway, I'm pretty sure #27 was joking, although I think that meaning would be spelled 'poed'~ not 'paed/ped'~.

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XXMeowmeowmeowXX 0

I find it kinda funny that two people in a row had a typo in pedophile. But, yeah. Either your friends were lying to you or your boyfriend's got issues.

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humorizer 14

Paedophile is an accept form of pedophile. Plus, while pedo in this case refers to "beginning/young", peda and pedo and pedi all refer to feet too.

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LuxLisbon_fml 0

Actually, 'paedophile' isn't a typo; it's just how it's spelled in Britain, originating from the Greek spelling. 'Pedophile' is a phonetic spelling which was developed later for ease of use, similar to 'fetus' as opposed to 'foetus'. I'm not saying one is better than the other, before someone accuses me of doing so.

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Lambshanks 0

Just get the school girl outfit out and then see if he complains ;P .... ... then send pictures.

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Uvula 0

He doesn't want to look like Michael Jackson.

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kingoftheworld 0

That's mean :. LOL D: Different people different opinions? .-.;

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fyourlife33 0

Ahh crap uvula beat me to it.. Yep he doesn't want to look like michael Jackson

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ReadaBook 0

LOL I was just reminded of the "My New Haircut" video Mom, where's the protein!?

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WIDRR 0

I NEED MY GOD DAMN PROTEIN. HGH STERIODS!!!! hhahah you made my day.

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aznbillybob4sho 0

He's probably on the verge of breaking up with you.

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lms704 0

I just got my hair cut 4 in. shorter but is still quite long, and yet it looks like it is kind of short. If you get your hair cut too short most guys don't like it. So my advice is to let it grow out and never cut it too short again.

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