Miscellaneous: Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my...

By stupidgirlll - 26/06/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML

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By thenewgirlfriend - 26/05/2013 14:15 - United States - League City

Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By RS - 17/03/2015 16:25 - United States - Delray Beach

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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regalarius 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:32

In his defense, I look old for my age, and my (now wife) looks very young for hers...and when we were both 18, I got some very dirty looks walking around hand-in-hand with her. Nobody actually said anything to us except once or twice, though. She's actually older than I am. So I can understand his caution.

bebopdubop 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:15

well ur friends are going to lie to you if it looks terrible. ur boyfriend is probably right. just saying.

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mexicansweetie48 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:00

haha. just cut it again i highly doubt you look like a little girl. fyl.

HorrorByrd 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:10

Just get a new stupid haircut. It's not that hard. Anyway I'm sure other people have worse haircuts. Hell, I have a mohawk. How do you think that makes me look? lol

YouAreRidiculous 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:11

he's just not that into you

naceface101 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:19

what a mean boyfriend!

lakeylove 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:39

get a wig done deal

mylifesucks1232 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:55

Wigs are super itchy

superbluff5 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:57

It must look hot

Mikababyyy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:58

Awww that's sucks he's maybe jealous cause you can pull it off

trilliamme 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:09

What is he jealous of? I kinda doubt he would want a girl's haircut...

msbetsy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:36

Remember: your haircut will grow out in time, but your boyfriend will be a douchebag forever. If he's telling you he hates your hair and denying you affection because of it, he's probably a dick all around. You should dump him. Plenty of guys DO like short hair, by the way.

ArmyOfOne 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:59

BAWWWWW he doesn't like my haircut I'm gonna dump him. BAWWWWW /bait

msbetsy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:22

It's not even that he doesn't like it. It's that he's being a jerk about it. Why would anyone NOT want to dump an asshole like that?

PA88 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:45

How is he being a jerk about it?? He is being HONEST about how he feels. I thought honesty was a good thing. I said earlier I would rather my fiance be honest and tell me the haircut doesn't look good...