By Anonymous - 25/02/2012 03:07 - United States

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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
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wlddog 14

I have been married for 10 years.. Have three kids... And work crazy long hours. Yet I still take the time to have sex with my wife 2-5 times a week. If she was anything like OP, not only would we not have kids, I would have divorced her a long time ago. A decent wife actually tries to take.care of her husband. A crappy wife ignores his needs then bitches when her needs are not met. On a side note, the OP needs to go see a Dr. Probably for meds to fix her hormonal imbalance and a Therapist to help her figure out why she let this happen in the first place.

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tdawg4200 0

Put out or Get the **** out. You totally deserved it you frigid bitch.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

Youve never been married have you? Sometimes its just really hard to get in the mood. I'll admit that months is a very long time to go without being in the mood but it's not impossible, especially if she's been under a lot of stress lately (yes, I know, sex is a good stress reliever, blah blah blah. It can still be hard to get started when your mind is on fifty different things). OP, my advice to you is to start slow, kiss him, get on top of him and make out like a coupla teenagers, that usually gets me goin. At least he'll know you're trying

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jDCrackpot 7

Reading through these comments has indicated two things to me: 1) The majority of people making them aren't married 2) Following this, they're most likely not in any kind of long term relationship. People have different sex drives and they can dip for any reason. Changes in diet, medication, stress, whatever. It happens. When you don't want to have sex you often can't just 'turn on' and suddenly you're raring to go, and letting someone fiddle with you to try and get there feels degrading and pretty vile and can actually put you off sex even more. Perhaps you can't see past your just-hit-puberty-want-to-hump-everything attitude just yet but I can almost guarantee there'll be a time when you just won't feel like having sex. Marital duties? It's 2012 not the 1950's. When you're married or in a long term relationship there needs to be a mutual degree of respect between you and your partner. Whinging and throwing a tantrum because they don't want to have sex with you only serves to make things worse in your sexual relationship- after all, who wants to have sex just to stop someone complaining when they won't get anything out of it themselves? That's not passionate or intimate, it's just appeasement. Perhaps OP is going through some sort of emotional stress (after all it has been going on for months) and the headache excuse is just easier to say than trying to launch into an emotional conversation about why she doesn't feel like having sex. Her husband is behaving like a complete arse (and I also don't understand why, assuming he's been begging for sex for months and not got any, that when it's offered to him instead of taking the offer up he throws it back in her face- and that some of you are saying 'you should have it when you don't feel like it' somehow doesn't apply to him as well) and if you think he's got an excuse to cheat- you clearly don't have the emotional or mental stability to hold down a long term relationship and if he really respected her he'd try to work through whatever issue it was that's preventing her from feeling up to sex.

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beesmakewax 3

Wow, you're ******* 17. Please, tell me more about marriage and long term relationships!

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jDCrackpot 7

208- judging by your attitude towards me because of my age and the fact that you didn't offer anything that actually addressed my argument, I'm going to go ahead and guess you haven't had a girlfriend or boyfriend in quite a while and can't offer anything else but a jab, let alone have you actually been laid- Perhaps ever, it'd certainly offer an explanation for your temper. Excuse me for being born in the wrong year for you, I certainly didn't realise that made my argument invalid. Honestly if you can't actually come up with something smart to say, you might as well not bother to say anything at all. 194- I don't think i'm absolving her, or condemning him to be honest. But to me not wanting sex at all for months says something more serious than a headache is going on (hence why i'm not absolving her because I do think she has a problem that she should have addressed by now) and him being a prick about her excuse is hardly going to help. I certainly don't blame him for being mad that he wants sex and she doesn't, it's understandably frustrating, but the way he reacted to her sexual advances with snide remarks would only make things worse for their sexual relationship. I assumed that because of the phrase 'sensing his sarcasm' he was doing it deliberately to be vicious towards her and not because he genuinely didn't want sex- so unless he really doesn't want to have sex with her ever again maybe he ought not to be a douchebag about it and perhaps OP should go to a doctor about her low libido.

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C0N71NG3NCY 6

Points to the OP's husband! Scathing reply for the win. Bitches have every right to "not be in the mood", as someone pointed out, we're not in the middle ages any more, there's no such thing as "husband's rights". That's all well and good. However, if you're never "in the mood", you can't expect a husband to act like it doesn't bother him. If you're a man you might understand his frustration, men on the average have higher libidos and sex keeps us happy and satisfied with our women. It doesn't have to be constant, but never is unacceptable as well. Basically, the husband has to wait until his wife is "in the mood" in order to have sex. This is as it should be. However, the OP had no right to be upset over his refusal. It's exactly as it sounds: the OP got a taste of what happens to her husband all the goddamn time, the OP has no right to complain. He's not cheating on her or leaving her, he's not doing anything wrong except BEING A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS. Men have them too, ladies, you're not all princesses. If she never wants to have sex, fine, that's her problem. Bitches get older and their libidos get lower. If he doesn't want to act like a dog begging for scraps, fine, he shouldn't, he's a man, not a pet. This does, however, result in both parties being dissatisfied. There has to be a compromise somewhere, and this is best dealt with by seeing a marriage counselor/sex therapist!

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Bullettrane 1

If you really want it suck his dick while he watches tv maybe he'll change his mind.

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C0N71NG3NCY 6

While that's a good idea, after having replied like that I would've shoved her away. It sounds stupid, but women can't force themselves on their partners any more than men can. No means no, not just for bitches.

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melrose90210 10

Should have just stood in front of the Tv & stripped.

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roninvamp 4

Sounds like you use that excuse too, it's not fun on the other end huh, serves you right

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deademolover 19

and when he cheats and she finds out hes been ******* some ***** shell be all like "what did i do wrong?"

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teresedanielle 2

Sorry dear, but you deserve that one. Sex is an important part of a marriage. Either there is something wrong in the relationship making you not want it, or you're causing something to be wrong by denying him sex all the time. You better do something about it of you want to save your relationship.

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Raesin 21

I like how all the constructive comments are being thumbs down so much but all the ones whining at OP for not doing her 'marital duties' are being voted up. I'm gonna go ahead and guess that most people here are single, lonely and jealous that other people (not including OP) have long successful relationships.

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