By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

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Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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alexphyllis 5

Better make sure he washes his hands first from now on, especially if they're up his ass.

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SerendipityRose 26

If you guys go as far as having sex, when he enters, you should say, "Huh, feels like my pinky finger."

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vocaloidtiger 12

Who knows, this FML could go both ways: Today, it was my first time fingering my girlfriend, and I was really nervous. The only thing I could come up with to say was "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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Enslaved 36

Maybe he's stink palmed someone before. ***Don't eat the chocolate covered pretzels. |:

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z563 8

I don't know what stink palmed is but I sure as hell don't want to find out!

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awalker2782 5

Ah mr. Dirty Sanchez made an appearance lol

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Neligee 9

Omg !!! That is so gross ! ... Now you know what he does on his spare time !!!

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

35 is a stalker, don't answer!

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cheetahbaby96 8

35- For the love of all that is good and kind do NOT start that shit on here!

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NickACD 27

Oh so any kind of anal sexual activity is gross? Hm, ya homophobic bitch.

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pexy_fml 16

That means its not his first one, since he knows the inside of his own asshole

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Tempest559 12

Then he a liar. He finger blasted himself.

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Michele2luv 8

What in hell is he doing up his own asshole anyway?? 0_o

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lilysmiles143 0

gay masturbation ewww

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Octain 13

Way to kill the mood? XD

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breeY0 7

I hope that hand was clean or yes, you were definitely getting dirty !

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AKGirlinSD 20

Props to original poster's boyfriend for admitting that he plays with his ass while masturbating. Most guys won't admit to that shit.

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AKGirlinSD 20

Actually, plenty of men do finger or put sexual toys up their ass. It just isn't spoken about. Besides, I try not to judge when it comes to peoples' sexual fantasies and desires. I say to each their own.

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TheDrifter 23

I'm going to guess it's about 10%. It seems for every kind of freaky there is a 10% of the population fanbase.

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cheetahbaby96 8

65- Your picture made me bust up!

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