By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

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Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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alexphyllis 5

Better make sure he washes his hands first from now on, especially if they're up his ass.

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SerendipityRose 26

If you guys go as far as having sex, when he enters, you should say, "Huh, feels like my pinky finger."

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tobedd 13

95% of guys have done it at least once. It's not gay or gross, the prostate is the male equivalent to the g spot. I'd recommend OP uses this to her advantage and slip a finger while giving head, best he'll ever get.

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swedeNix 13

I Guess she could say; this feels like my ****** then :p

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perdix 29

Your statistic is false. I've never stuck my finger up my ass for pleasure and I've never heard of anyone who has. In the past, I've had to self-administer suppositories and it didn't feel like much fun. Maybe done right, it can be great, but I think relatively few guys have experienced it.

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ogle5431 1

I'd love to see a source. I'd agree with the post above mine. Never done it but did have to use suppositories as well as a check there by a doctor. Both experiences were very unpleasant and I could imagine why anyone would enjoy having something going using an exit only as an an entrance.

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jayfreeman80 0

Are you a drag queen? SCARY!!!!!

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lilysmiles143 0

i agree with #89, and im a girl

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lilysmiles143 0

no i mean i agree to #89

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lilysmiles143 0

i agree (with #89)

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Ashlee0715 8

So you don't have anal with girls then, #91?

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Ashlee0715 8

I was referring to 91

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ebonyirony 29

Too much? Plenty of guys stimulate their prostate

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thisismeFMLing 0

Today, my bf took his shitty fingers and made a beef burrito up my ****** FML.

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Raesin 21

Considering EVERY guy should stick his finger up there every once in a while to check for prostate cancer, the only problem I see is he felt the need to compare holes.

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firemedic841 11

Doing a prostate check is not like doing a self exam for breast lumps. Not everyone should be doing it. A trained medical professional knows what to feel for. Not every guy knows what size a prostate is supposed to be.

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Llamacod 11

yea, if you had basic biology you should know that the prostate is a walnut sized gland... so I'm going to go with "about the size of a walnut" for the win, Bob

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brandoneyez1 25

He should have kept that to himself. I know it's because the prostate but no! No no no exit only.

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charvisioku 22

Not really. Plenty of people enjoy anal. Just because you don't like it doesn't make it wrong. I don't particularly like the idea of swingers' clubs but that doesn't mean I'd assert that they're wrong..

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