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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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alexphyllis 5

Better make sure he washes his hands first from now on, especially if they're up his ass.

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SerendipityRose 26

If you guys go as far as having sex, when he enters, you should say, "Huh, feels like my pinky finger."

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FDoA 1

That's disgusting. I think that at about that time, I'd just put my pants on & leave without saying a single thing, because, quite frankly, his comment was all that needed to be said.

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livehappy 8

48 - It was pretty simple to read just once?

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Lulblast 4

At least he knows himself inside and out!

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BrysGirl27 14

Ummmmmm...he was just practicing? On himself?...alone...um...yeah...haha that's a little suspicious;p

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melons 44

You'd be surprised what Bry gets up to when he's on his own.

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahahaahahahah I don't even want to know. But I'm pretty sure he doesn't finger his butt

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Hammer_918 0

That's ****** up

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Epsilonyx 15

I hope he didn't smell his finger afterwards to make another unneeded connection. Also, I am probably never going to eat a Twix whilst browsing FML again.

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hatesfate 6

That's pretty ignorant to say considering you were whining about "homophobes" in a previous FML.

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