By unforgettablee - 29/04/2013 07:08 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML
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noelasis94 18

that's because he's a substitute teacher, and we all know they never know the lesson.

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lhazz11 23

Maybe you should give him grammar lessons instead of sex sessions

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gracehi 31

But unfortunately, he couldn't find any accredited schools with degrees available in the applied principles of sex. At best, only courses in biological theory were available. Guess OP and her boyfriend will just have to go back to that "boss and his secretary" game"... Just as soon as he gets approved for that business loan.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Time to go back to the good ol' days and get the cane.

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Enslaved 36

"Teach me how to Dougie." I ain't no dance instructor!

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bReLiNg 18

It only works while you got the school girl outfit on.

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BrotherTheo 31

Ladies and Gentlemen, We have a Winner!

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RedPillSucks 31

It has to be a Catholic school girl uniform. You know, the one with the single pin stopping the skirt from fully opening. None of this prep school girl uniform nonsense.

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Kyle_Kawi27 7

I think most men would enjoy school and college much more if this were the case.

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EVnIAS 13

It doesn't always work actually. just cause you have a school girl outfit on wont make the sex better. I put it on and even though me and my girl had great sex she said she would prefer if I never put it on again. I am never allow near her clothes again...

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rhysfucker 24

Poor grammar and uninteresting sex. Winner!

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Zebediabolical 39

That's some pretty bad dirty talk. Be more specific in the future, or you'll never get what you crave.

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Alhamdulilah 15

How about "Lets have sex!" Instead of attempting to sound sexy??

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RedPillSucks 31

He aint no math teacher, especially.

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Alhamdulilah 15

But still, grow a mustache, mustache makes people sound dirty. :3

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bieberfuldubstep 4

I'd like for Bieber to teach me a lesson;)

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da_directioner39 17

Well, unlike most people here, I will congratulate you for coming out of the closet.

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gracehi 31

Teach you a lesson... In singing? Well, he does have an impressive falsetto, although I doubt he'd consider becoming a vocal teacher at this point in his career.

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skyturtle 9

That's ok, I don't have anything against lesbians.

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da_directioner39 17

Wait, which misleading-user-icon-lady? And I just read 28's profile. She loves girls. That explains her liking of Bieber.

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