By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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cameronman9 2

Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?

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comedybreak 20

This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her

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gonad_gobbler 1

Poor woman, if playing Mozart to your baby during pregnancy makes them smart, giving lap dances with your baby will probably make them end up like the kardashians

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Deadzombie 2

Well.... They posted it in fml.

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1crabbygirl 10

Pregnant enough to show, obviously. Usually 6+ months.

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sup_life 0

Well that baby should have kicked you in the balls !! Who knows one day... One day....

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SoultheWolf 19

Don't complain if you're the one paying her to do it. YOU are the one who gave her the money! There are dozens of strippers at one place, you could've easily choose who you wanted to give you a lap dance.

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BeMyLove15 10

You paid for it.

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bubo_fml 10

It's a ploy to work U for a double tip!

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monkiki62 5

Um you coulda stopped it op. Guess that's what u get for wasting money on lapdances. Go get laid for real instead of doing that.

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wildone123 6

Ha OP stands for Original Pussy

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