By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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cameronman9 2

Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?

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comedybreak 20

This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her

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DespairFaction 11

That's awkward, maybe she will invite you to the birth. Strip clubs are pretty gross.

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Amethyst888 14

Why would she invite him to the birth? She doesn't owe him that, he paid for it when he could have just said no.

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laden_swallow09 34

And what strip clubs have YOU been going to? o_0?

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Epsilonyx 15

I wonder if that could be considered child abuse...

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Depending on how far along she is, it may not even be considered a child yet. It would be more accurately be described as "fetus abuse," but let's be serious. Unless she was drinking or smoking, she's not putting it in harms way.

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iloveboyswittats 10

Dancing is good exercise. Exercise during pregnancy reduces complications. Just saying...

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Cryogenix 12

It's a child from the moment of conception you moron.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

175- Oh how I love the narrow minded people who believe their definition is also everyone else's. Read abortion debates and educate yourself about the definition of a child. It's different for everyone.

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courtneyann211 10

It technically is a fetus up until a certain point. Yes, it does have a heartbeat after 18 days but I believe it's week 16/17 that they are considered a baby

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wildone123 6

R u Mexican boi

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OhxNoxYouxDidnt 0

Haha, that sure sounds fun..

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desertpunk75 11

That sounds gross. Did her water break on you?

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havocmike 3

Strippers are gross. When you grow up, you'll learn this.

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jennt89 10

why would you even accept a dance from a preggo stripper... ydi

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motherlovahh 7

I feel more pitty for the baby. He/she had to participate in a lapdance, before he/she was even born. Unforgettable.

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