By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 988
You deserved it 42 023

Same thing different taste

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cameronman9 2

Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?

This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her

Comments

I'm a little bit shocked by the majority of funny comments here. Is there no one besides me who feels ashamed and sorry for that woman, because her life is so ******-up she gives lapdances, (half)naked, while being pregnant?

Just say no. They only start dancing if they get paid to, they stop when they're asked. Just saying.

SheepShoop_fml 20

While I'm not big on kids, pregnancy is an oddly sexy thing. So... 1. Get over it 2. YDI for being lame Also in the case that she's stripping for the sole purpose of supporting herself and her pregnancy, and is killing her soul in the process, FHL. (If she has her other reasons and does not feel like she's killing her soul doing it then it's another story. I can't pretend to know, but just the way it looks...I feel sad for her.) That being said, if I knew someone who was good at lapdances, into that sort of thing, and pregnant (and didn't mind doing said lapdance while pregnant), I would totally give her money. Mmm, pregnant women.

sierra142 19

And that's F your life? More like F hers. Can you imagine how desperate a pregnant woman must be in order to lap dance, half naked with her unborn baby inside her for some douche bag stranger who pays for it?

unknown_user5566 26

Mom just wanted to give the kiddo a leg up in the family business, that's all. Be proud OP, you were part of a pre-birth training experience.

jayhawkchik 4

That's the Tuesday 2 for 1 special. Not saying pregnant women aren't sexy or that they're ugly but definitely shouldn't be stripping.