Love: Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set...

By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By ItRainedOutside - 06/01/2013 08:49 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

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By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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You deserved it 12 448

By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By hh. - 05/12/2014 21:13 - United States - Clear Lake

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

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By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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Saturday 5 September 2009 20:16

You should have just asked her instead of doing a scavenger hunt. And you should have led her on the hunt yourself at least. YDI

leili 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:16

Ugh that's harsh. I'm sorry that happened.

Comments

ejkang91 1

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:43

you dumbfuck why didn't you lead her yourself? YOU. DESERVED. IT. 100% jesus christ. this makes me lose faith in humanity. But still a funny story. lol

wn427 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:47

your idea was clever, i'll give you that. but like what i've seen quite a few times here is, D.I.Y. next time.

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:47

Stan: You guys have no idea how this feels. It's like, you always hear songs about a broken heart and you think it's just a figure of speech? But it's true. My chest hurts. I feel this like, sinking feeling where my heart is. It's broken.

gc_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:49

poor you, I guess?

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:55

South Park reference, gc. :)

gc_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:57

oh. I was just skimming... Sorry about that :D

youdontdeserveit_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:56

http://mikeylife213.blogspot.com/

TysonFawlay 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:58

Lol why would you make your friend lead her round? Makes no sense...

RAMBabyyy 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:03

She sounds like a major bitch. Even if she wasn't interested in him, obviously he was sweet enough to go through the trouble of asking her. She could of said yes. He asked to take her to homecoming. It's not like she had to marry him or something.

palmtrees 1

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:17

So just because he bothered to ask her, she should have said yes and not gotten to enjoy her homecoming because she was there with someone she wasn't interested in/possibly creeped out by? Um, no.

Breh_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:11

FAKE. I read this exact FML a few months a go.

tbwrb 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:12

I clicked YDI because you should've done things face to face without all the ******* about - it'd save you all that uncertainity and at the very least you'd learn some communication skills. I know it's not cool, and it was a bad way to find out she wasn't interested but, you did set yourself up for a fall and unfortunatly at the end of the day you had to take it.