Love: Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I...

By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:11

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

Crabby 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:12

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

Comments

willxbexfam00sx3 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:27

Way to fail man.I'm sure that's what every girl wants to hear.I know I do.

blacklagoon_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:33

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He leaned into me and said, in the sweetest voice ever - "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML.

jillianhoban 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 4:49

are you saying this was your boyfriend?

Mnj30 0

Monday 30 May 2011 6:31

No, she's saying what his girlfriend would say.

Bubs_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:42

Sweet comment failure.

heartsisters789 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:43

^^^

Berkies 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:46

Noob

faygo19 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:57

You are amazing!

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:59

Don't stress dude. If your gf can't accept the fact that sometimes you're going to screw up, then she's not worth it. Next time just be like is that a new perfume? If she says no, then be like you smell nice today. She'll smile and now you made up for your horrible choice of word. :)

4nonymous 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 17:05

haha; note to self. never use stench to describe the way a girl smells

StupidDancer 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 17:10

why would you say "stench"? Douchebag.

hockeyplaya 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 17:19

#2, just take a sec and think. lets replace the word "stench" with the word "lovingly" and see what it says... "Baby, you have a certain lovingly to you." im guessing english wasnt YOUR first language

Nerry_fml 0

Monday 20 September 2010 14:25

he wasn't saying to replace it with lovingly, tardbear. he was asking why you would use the word stench in a "lovingly" way

simonelli 9

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:28

....idiot! #2 wasn't saying to switch the words, s/he was just simply pointing out that the words stench and lovingly can't possibly belong in the same endearing sentence.