Love: Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I...

By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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You deserved it 8 855

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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You deserved it 5 002

By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:11

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

Crabby 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:12

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

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bennihana121 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 17:24

#20, #2 wasn't saying switch the words smart ass. he was saying you don't use stench to describe something in a loving way

RHK_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 17:33

Way to go man. Even Helen Keller would know not to word it like that. You fail.

Bubs_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:02

#23: Maybe YOU shouldn't post the same thing twice in a row! (Edit: Now the double post is gone, nvm)

Bubs_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:04

#26: THANK YOU!

wrestler_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:10

aha damn, that's a word I usually only reserve for my exes after I dump them, or to joke around with my g/f so I can comfort her later and get make-up sex....... why the hell would you think that would actually make her happy? hahahaha just tell her what you meant to say, and she should be OK with it. be like, i meant to say you smelled really good, but i was so busy being mezmerized by your eyes that it came out wrong! she should understand. lol and for the record, he's not a d**chebag, just a typical guy like the rest of us. we do some stupid sh*t, cant lie

soxgrl33 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:17

Haha, smooth. I guess it's the thought that counts? =P

flaschgirl16 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:18

#28, i totally agree with you... he is not a d-bag. i am curious to know what the girlfriend said to that, and if she took it to seriously then that is dumb. she should know that he meant it to be nice.

factotum 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:00

My sympathies and any excuses you might have aside, you really messed that one up.

grl223 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:10

first of all...baby???? i'm sorry, i hate it when guys call me pet names. but honestly, if a guy would have said that to me, i probably would have just laughed really hard and said WHAAATTT?? are you kidding??? in which case you say... yes. yes i was.