Intimacy: Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right...

By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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By evelynn - 20/05/2010 06:25 - France

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

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By Abyssal - 04/04/2011 18:29 - United States

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

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By jokersgirl - 21/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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Starfish

By WhyBother - 21/02/2021 05:02

Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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Poor performance

By Anonymous - 28/12/2022 03:00

Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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missjessicaaaa 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:52

now I'll never think of the word "abracadabra" the same way

grrrkgrrrl 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:56

At least he did not shout avada kadavra.

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letsgetPHYSICAL 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 0:56

On the bright side...at least you're having sex!

emodude44 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:18

VOLDEMORT CUMS!

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:25

I believe he was in the middle of that trick when he went for the abracadabra.

You_Need_Soap 6

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:36

"Abracadabra" shouted in bed means you have the voodoo punany! Be proud!

TheFuckerofShit 16

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:46

He shouted that, so?

lollipopsrox1243 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:56

wow u deserved it ..

NextBigThing5044 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:01

Your climax has went down.

smile3abe 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:35

SHAM-WOWW!

Maria133 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:36

Your boyfriend is sexy. I love sex and I love your boyfriend. You know who I am right? (;

lovesxbox 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 4:15

Epic!

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Same thing different taste

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Poor performance

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