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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 311

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 053

You deserved it 695

Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 240

You deserved it 307

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By STOPattheSIGNbitch - 05/04/2020 08:00

Today, a woman in an SUV rolled a stop sign and hit me, resulting in simultaneously twisting my foot in my bike and being knocked into oncoming traffic. Her excuse before I went to the ER? The sun was in her eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 697

You deserved it 150

By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 112 723

You deserved it 6 479

Overreach

By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 107

You deserved it 3 506

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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You deserved it 2 651

Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 669

You deserved it 1 813

By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 027

You deserved it 147

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 181

You deserved it 2 587

Jewelofagal 2

Friday 30 October 2009 15:44

I hope you called the police.

txgirl09 5

Friday 30 October 2009 16:12

Hit and run is pretty hardcore illegal. I bet they can track her down and prosecute her. Geesh, people like her should be exiled so normal people don't have to deal with their jackassery.

Comments

barsavi 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:58

i definitely think this is one of the stupidest and most fake posts i have ever read

Mboone 0

Friday 6 November 2009 6:27

Typical Californians. All I have to say.

XKroongOX 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 3:23

lol 69

Ritz234 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 12:43

This is actually really not as controversial as everyone is making it out to be. First of all, I can't really see where it says she's a pedestrian. She may have just been driving across the intersection and that's why the other driver was still there when she was on the sidewalk - she had to back out of he crash. Second of all, how is it her fault? It's not like she's expecting the lady to go rght through when she had the right of way! She might have just thought the car would stop. It is NOT her fault some other idiot driver broke the law. I hope there as a camera, witnesses, and maybe even the license plate #. You need to call the police and sue her for damage to property, medical bills, and emotional distress. Saying that women shouldn't drive is like saying they shouldn't be able to work because they should be in the kitchen making some sandwiches. But wait! 60% of the work force is women and they earn higher salaries than men with the same jobs! Also, most of the homeless population is men! So while we're in the high office seats (having other people make us sandwiches) you men will be begging for money and sleeping in he rain! And you know what? Most of you chovanist pigs deserve it!

Raddaya 3

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:06

Actually, men get the better pay. For good reason, too. Bitches like you not only generalise men, you slap us for every small thing and expect us not to do anything in return. Women like you SHOULD get back to the kitchen. Hell's kitchen, preferably, because who knows what the **** you'd slip in our food. You feminist prigs deserve it for generalising men, trying to have it both ways, and claiming women drive the same WHEN IT'S BEEN PROVEN YOU DON'T. So please shut up. Other women, I apologise. Not all women are bitches.

SpicyDuck 22

Sunday 12 September 2010 11:08

So many of these comments make me mad! I was in an accident today! it's not funny. And to all those assholes out there saying "Women shouldn't drive" my friends mom was driving and a MAN on a motorcycle wasn't paying attention and totaled the back end of our car! so shut the **** up and stop being so bloody ignorant!