By screwed - 29/05/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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RighteousDiego 0

You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.

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Luckster 0

Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D

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Cormophyte 0

Make a grab for that money, don't let them squander your truck cash!

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thenextbigthing 0

Woww....whattheheck.

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Tim3 0

its your money now don't let them do that

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jessxoxo28 5

well, i hope u feel better and ur parents r assholes

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heyyou1203 0

how did u get hit by a truck and only have "minor injuries"?? I've never been hit by a vehicle, but I would think that it would hurt a lot more. Also, trucks are rather large. Even if you're in the crosswalk, did you not see it coming right at you yet you still decided not to move out of it's path? A crosswalk doesn't have a protective shield around it. YDI b/c your parents probably realize you're too stupid to need the $ for college

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xerao 0

#51, he or she could have been clipped by it. I know that some drivers are impatient as shit to make a right while there are people in the crosswalk.

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Clutch118 0

I'd ******* beat them up. Douchebags.

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floresntadolecnt 0

Why do most of these comment boards turn into bashing americans? Shut the **** up already. What makes you any different? Americans are fat, so what? Let them deal with it and stop being pretentious asswipes.

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floresntadolecnt 0

Why do most of these comment boards turn into bashing americans? What makes you any different? You're all a different species or something? The whole world's shit, not just americans.

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