By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

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TheBritishOne 0

There was me thinking blonde jokes were old news. Get with the times love. Try coming up with something original.

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frootloop25 0

This is the stupidest FML I have ever read.

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fatfaceunited 0

Shouldn't you have been able to tell by the way you were holding them... and you would have just licked the filter part, which you are already tasting by smoking. If you have burned you tongue off now that would have been an FML

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jewelzgalore 0

OHHHHHH that sucks so bad

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Antonio718 0

Your now retarded, congratulations

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morganmorgan 0

*You're now retarded

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htothecr 0

I didn't mention that the cigarette wasn't mine -.-

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littlebiggs23 11

I don't buy that. Pretty sure you're lying for the simple reason you don't like all the negative comments about smoking. And even if it wasn't yours, you're still dumb. YDI.

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mac_fml 0

im sure everyone said it, but thats what you get for smoking. and eating a lolipop at the same time. if you are going to be doing that, then pay some freaking attention.

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maggiewalters 17

i did that once. i was holding my earphone in one hand and eating popcorn with the other. i put the popcorn in my ear... at least i didnt crunch my earphone =/

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

This is like the French fry and cigarette one. I don't see how you could mistake a cigarette for a lollipop... Did at least TASTE like a lollipop?

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