Miscellaneous: Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure...

By smoochie - 01/08/2009 21:37

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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Sorry sweetie

By ddhaley1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Edmond

Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML

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By Katy - 14/02/2023 18:00

Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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By icanthearyou - 04/04/2013 23:55 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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meanie_monday 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:39

Wouldn't you feel the roughness of his hand or something?

divineinstrument 2

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:45

I love how accidentally kissing a guy's hand makes you gay, even if you're not attracted to other men Besides the OP could be a woman for all we know. Why have we assumed he's a man?

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mercilessadi 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:50

Ydi y? Coz u r a PERvERT!! Both to ur kid and doctor¡¡$$

purplepickle 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:55

#27, its not perverted at all to kiss your baby!!!! i mean yeah if its like making out but pecking her on the back of her head just makes the baby feel loved, and its not like the OP meant to kiss the doctor, thats why this is an FML

fmylifelooser 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 2:32

Oh wow. its so annoying how people would make up ANYTHING to be able to click YDI. I once read one about a guy getting hot coffee in the face because his airbag went off, and some guy said YDI FOR USING AIRBAGS. >.> soooo dumb.

TheLoneWolf87 4

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:51

YDI for having a baby daughter.

djk 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:56

hahahaha

ShriekingMonkey 3

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:52

Reminds me of the time I was in labor. I had a bad contraction, grabbed for my husband's hand and squeezed HARD until it passed. Turns out I'd accidentally grabbed the nurse's boob instead. I'd MUCH rather have kissed the doctor's hand than felt up the nurse.

Akon_27 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:57

lol nice she must of been like wut the hell?! ahahhaah

xHaniffax 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:24

how does a hand feel like a boob?! Fair enough you were in labour you weren't really thinking about the mechanics of it all BUT STILL.....a hand?...a boob?