By joe - 08/08/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm. Three girls behind me were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. I was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. They were going to an awesome party. I was going home to eat pizza by myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 804
You deserved it 8 346

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI for comparing your life to that of a bunch of strangers, for caring about the difference, and for measuring your life (and theirs) based on one grocery checkout. (On another note, I'd take the pizza over the tequila any day)

with all that toilet it looks like you might be having an awesome party yourself. a porcelain pool party.

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Iowa123 0

'My best friend will eat pizza with you! Lemme see a picture of you... oh, um, nevermind...' Just kidding, that sucks... hope you enjoyed the pizza!

stop feeling sorry for yourself and ask them if you can join!

I hate FMLs where other people compare their lives to people they don't know and pout about it. If you want friends you can go out and party with every weekend, then go get some instead of sitting at home and feeling sorry for yourself. Live life a little.

wake up, OP. life isn't just going to magically turn itself around and you're suddenly going to be super popular and happy and invited to all the best parties. why are you even comparing your LIFE to complete STRANGERS? get over it! if you want a better life you need to stop living by other's expectations and start living for YOU. you'll never truly be happy unless you step it up and go after what you want. p.s. i ******* love pizza so why're you complaining??

misstamz 0
pendulum2012 0

you wont get much sympathy since I'm sure most of the commenters here spend their Saturday nights talking to other losers on internet message boards.

That would mean he WOULD get much sympathy right?

ohthebloodygore 16

27 - Or maybe most of the people who comment have iPhones and can comment wherever they may be.

yes.. sorry i forgot... you're suppose to get pissed every night in sleezy clubs and sleep with tones of people as the only way to be considered as "having a life". Not everyone finds the same things fufuillying in life. Luckily. Not everyone bums over drinking and partying all the time.. Fufuilling your life could mean playing xbox games, Dancing, learning, your job, sky diving, building doll houses, getting pissed with friends, making pizza, raising children... anything..

pendulum2012 0

I never said you had to party and get drunk to have a fulfilling life, or that skydiving and making pizza means you don't. but spending a large amount of your free time on the internet makes life less fulfilling. when you look back at your life, the fun things you did in real life will stand out, not the countless hours on the internet. its funny that you are quick to jump on me for suggesting that being on the internet a lot is sad, but then you mention a bunch of activities that not enough people do because they are glued to the internet or the x box. someone who loves skydiving and dancing probably isn't the one to spend 5 hours a day on the computer.

perdix 29

You should have joined 'em. Girls like pizza, but they LOOOOOOVVVEEEE toilet paper. I hope you weren't buying a cheap brand of sandpaper TP, that would be a real turn-off to the girls.

stop ur weep a thon and go make friends. then invite them to UR house so u can show off ur supplies at the store in the checkout line too!!

addie19 6

you're allowed to buy tequila at grocery stores in ca?

sourgirl101 28

I know. My store only sells beer and wine. Never hard liqour. OP you should have said you were the pizza delivery guy at their party.

sourgirl101 28