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By CathyM - 27/09/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML

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Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML

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By apaterra - 04/11/2015 17:30 - United States

Today, I was at work at the library and a patron handed me some change. When I asked what it was for, he said he had found it in one of the urinals. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 22:30

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 02:58 - United States - Mount Airy

Today, I once again had to tell one of my elderly patients not to grope me. He responded by throwing his bedpan at me. It was full. FML

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By Celewyn - 04/10/2016 11:11 - Australia

Today, my patient knocked my glasses off as I assisted him in the shower. We both looked in terror as they fell into his unflushed toilet. This patient was isolated due to a contagious infection. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2017 13:00

Today, changing the garbage in the bathroom at work resulted in a hospital visit after an incorrectly disposed used needle scraped into my thigh. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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cradle6 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:10

Two feet? What, you wanted it closer?

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:41

Guys, guys, guys. Stop arguing and look on the bright side... Well, there is no bright side.

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loveydoodlex3 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:20

Dudeeee that's gross lol

jennjdub 6

Friday 30 September 2011 5:16

Wow, 2 feet, what a tragedy :P

christyk26 0

Friday 30 September 2011 6:03

Oh please. I've had a rectal bleed drip on my new white nursing shoes, could be much worse. Get over it and wipe off the damn counter.

sissy01 0

Friday 30 September 2011 12:38

If you're grossed out by that you really need a new job... Not cut out for a healthcare setting I see.

Taidashar 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:57

You work in an ER and youre complaining about a little pee? Get over it

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