By maximus - 20/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
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drgnsf8 0

not an fml. why do people get grossed out when girls talk about the same shit guys do.

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kerrygirl 13

and this is a fml because??? were u like automatically going to get with her since u sat at the next table???

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cjammer 0

OP, like you've never gone to a fiery hot restaurant serving Mexican food (or ANYthing with spice, anyway) and made jokes with your male friends about how much it was gonna burn on the way out. Girls poop too... only ours smells like roses. =] But, no, all levity aside, really OP. It wasn't that big of a deal. Next time, don't eavesdrop. People won't make an attempt to impress if they feel as though their only audience is somebody they're comfortable with. YDI for listening in and creeping.

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Sappheyes 0

Yes, it smells like roses, but you forgot the most important part. We girls actually poop rose-scented marshmallows, and the diarrhea is just marshmallow fluff. With chunks of mini-marshmallows mixed in. And corn.

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krazy_glu3 0

46- that made me bust out laughing!!!!

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Reynard12 0

Uh... huh. This... may come as a shock to you, but attractive people poop too.

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apfunction 0

I was going to ask, did you crap blood? you can use oxi-clean to get those stains right out of your underwear.

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youthink_fml 0

So what? How does this affect you in any way?

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Anteezy 7

Buying new underwear every time you eat chipotle can cost you hundreds of dollars! With chipotlaway the underwear is so clean you could practically eat off them!

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