By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

Comments

superfluousfrog 6

Wow, way to be a judgemental jerk. Okay, Twilight is a shitty excuse for literature, but that's no excuse to call her a freak for something that, in the end, you'd never have even known if you hadn't been snooping.

Most of the people, probably you included, have secret sexual fantasy much worst than this one....... And posting your daughter's fantasy is just insane.... It is privacy.... Respect your daughter.

drwcomics 1

She's a teenager. Hormones are abound. Either get over it, or stop snooping, asshole. Exploring her sexuality doesn't make her a freak. It just makes you an ignorant meathead for thinking so.

1) that's what you get for snooping, 2) you're a jackass for calling your own daughter a freak for just being like a lot of other girls her age. It's not like you found pictures of her screwing the neighbour's dog, so stop being such a judgmental, cruel, dick. Yeah, it's weird and a lot of people would agree and call her a freak, but you're her freaking parent. /rant.

MeGustaFace 0

come on, you never had fantasies bout havin a 3-way with 2 hot chicks when you were her age? (assuming you're the father, not the mother) it's pretty much the same thing, be glad she's channeling those desires into creative writing rather than whoring herself out

You know, even if OPs daughter doesn't read this, this is what is now happening to every 16 year old girl that has written an erotic Twilight story that comes on this site: Girl freaks out > falsely accuses Dad about reading story > Dad now finds out about said story that he never read > Girl gets punished for writing an erotic story. OP, you're getting teenage girls in trouble EVERYWHERE.

JordanA1 0

You, my friend, are correct

Mokiikom_fml 8

Ohhh, sure! Because you never ever have a sexual thought, right, oh holy paragon of puritan perfection, huh? I'm sure that whenever you have any sexual urge you run off to purify your innocent mind from anything even remotely sinful, hmm? You're an imbecile, and you have NO IDEA how lucky you are to have a daughter who relieves the natural urges of that age in such a creative and innocent way like writing stories (no one is getting hurt by that!), rather than ******* half the football team in the back of random people's cars and getting pregnant by 14 like so many nowadays. You're a hypocrite and a jerk. I don't care about Twilight, but you are fail.

Biggest dick move ever- prying through your child's private writings.

She is 16.She is probably sexually active even if just masturbating.Op should just stay out of her personal stuff.