By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 877
You deserved it 33 086

Same thing different taste

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Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

Comments

ifoundalaska 11

They're pretty gross for spying on you. Everybody masturbates anyway so why are they surprised you were...

You didn't do anything wrong masturbating in your own apartment. Wtf was she doing watching u. Give her a look for being a peeper

know what i think? you are a M to the O to the R to the O to the N. what does that spell? figure it out.

chillyCholo 5

Mtotheotothertotheotothen.. I don't get it

M>O>R>O>N.... poster is saying OP is a Moron (their views not mine) :D

^ you obviously don't get the joke. And I don't get how OP is a moron, what he does in his own home is his business. She didn't have to STARE. He just forgot to close the curtains. Or what if OP doesn't have curtains or blinds?

Shadow_Phantom 26
ThecomingofTan 9

She just acted like she was disgusted. Seeing you in the act made her realize that she needs to head home and do some self-exploration of her own.

If you are masturbating, she probably figures you don't want a g/f anyway..

bizarre_ftw 21

She was looking at You in disgust?! What you do in the comfort of your own home is your business and masturbating is perfectly healthy and normal. Tack a letter to her door that goes over the finer points of why being a Peeping Tom is wrong morally, socially, and legally Then add in a subtle threat of legal action and end in a clearly malice soaked kind remark

Greeksta23 7

1) What was she doing looking through your window... I think she was looking for some action to be honest, I think you misjudged the look of 'disgust' it probably was a look of yearning. It's a great conversational starter; "Hey I'm your new neighbour, I enjoy masturbating and you're a nosy bitch" Simple, sweet and effective! Give it a few days you'll be best friends!

Greeksta23 7

37, I don't think you can get more private than your own home.

tbonesgurl 0