By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 877
You deserved it 33 088

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

Comments

Why would she be looking through your window on the first place?

iloveHU15 6

it was a private place, OP was in their own home.

iloveHU15 6

it was a private place, OP was in their own home.

Dude - close the curtains/blinds ! LOL :D

I like how everyone is saying she's being perverted for watching him and you're kinda wrong.

ThecomingofTan 9

Yes it is, my child. Now go forth and spread the word.

Why the **** was she looking in your window? :/ maybe you should have given her a look of disgust for creeping.

alexicanaaa 7

Doubt she wants to meet you now. Also she's a creeper if she just stood there until you saw her. Like seriously if I saw someone doing that I'd be like uh eww and got on with my life. Maybe next time do it where you're sure no one can see you.

I met this real hot chick so u quit masturbating, her brother said she's pretty much a ***** cus she would have sex with me even though she has a boyfriend, so I'm set..

SkyBug91 5

Well it's a good thing If she's hot...