By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 877
You deserved it 33 086

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

Comments

No, that's impossible, I mean, it would actually make sense!

Remzy27 0

Maybe that'll make things better, she might be interested in you

should have stared right into her eyes and finish :)

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour. Nice to beat my meat to you...er, nice to meet you."

Doc, you usually are a Bastard, but this time, you are a winner!!

She shouldn't be looking in your windows.

SadDashie92 3

She's climbing in your window, she's snatching ur people up, tryin' to rape them, so y'all need to hide ur kids, hide ur wife, hide ur kids, hide ur wife..

nofearjenshere 12

So you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that... Homeboy, home, home, homeboy.

Was she hot? Just be like, hey if u don't like it come help me out. xD

CharlieeMurphy 0

If you don't like it come help me out? That doesn't make sense stupid

#20 means to ask if she will help him finish

Maybe she liked what she saw and didn't want to show her true feelings.

perdix 29

You ought to have a coming-out party.

Perdix, Don't you mean a Cumming out party? If not, doesn't make sense enough

AdamBasebal69 0

No he meant a coming out of the closet party.

perdix 29

Well, Sports Fans, it's kind of a Rorschach Test where you guys can interpret it any way you like.