By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 877
You deserved it 33 088

Same thing different taste

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Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

Comments

Traderr32 0

Haha. Who cares.. She is the one looking in your window!

Big_T360 6

Why was she looking in your window?

Kristoffer 35

I would of been like why you looking pervert and close the blinds

FadedMemory 9

That's terrible. You should have checked to make sure your curtain was closed but that would still suck and plus she shouldn't of kept looking if it was that bad.

^ kinda not. If it was the other way around, OP would have been in trouble. She didn't have to watch. If she had seen him, she could have easily just turned away, instead of staring "in disgust".

ImSoEffedUp 10

Would that still be considered your first impression.....?

YDI. Next time, close your blinds or curtains.