By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 877
You deserved it 33 088

Same thing different taste

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Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

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Why is she looking anyways -.- That's what you get nosey

Close the curtains? Or pop round and say you were thinking of her lol

oarisimo 4

Close the damn blinds before you jack off next time! And I love how you had to mentioned that you hadn't introduced yourself yet. As if that would have mattered.

She shouldn't have been looking into your windows if she didn't want to see something like that xD She deserves it for being nosey. You should consider closing your blinds though...

If you were a pokémon, your moves would be: harden, helping hand, string shot, and lick.

hernando240411 0
midnight165 5

Well since she already caught u.. You finished like a beast right? If she questions you about it.. Just tell her you have needs too

Tell her you had an itch. A very violent itch

callie123amy 4

She's the weird one for watching a private moment!