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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

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By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By pear8head - 08/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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Thursday 15 March 2012 0:12

Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

glittercookies 12

Thursday 15 March 2012 0:14

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

Comments

sougstad 7

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:28

I, I, I work out!!!

BostonBruinsFan 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 3:32

"wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah! IM SEXY AND i KNOW IT

austin_is_me 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:30

"hey get used to it most guys do it" "oh no I wanted to join" ":D" ":D"

Rachaelc23 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:36

Always make sure the windows are closed before unless you like being watched! YDI

leaffan 1

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:42

What's she doing looking through your window

JadeWalker 14

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:55

Fyl, why the hell was she watching you.

Kayla_Zee_Ninja 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:58

What if she was vibrating to him jerking and that's just her face when she vibrates... What if that was just her face and she dazed off. It makes sense it you don't think too much XP

Cinny90 7

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:59

I think someone likes you! Next time you see her you smile, wave and then raise your eyebrows a couple of times. Bet she's staying far away from you for sure after that.