By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 877
You deserved it 33 088

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Go over and shake her hand in greeting.

Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!

Comments

maddithegreat 0

The question is.. did you continue to masrurbate after you saw her? and if so.. did she continue to watch? This could be the start of a beautiful relationship.

LadyJoker21 0

WTF it's nature for a man to jack off oh the fqk well bitch shouldn't have been creepin in your window what u should a did is called the police and said I got a peepin Tom !!! Shit that's ur space ur house !!

You can do what you like in your own home (although its best to draw the blinds) but she had no right to be looking through your window!

wlddog 14

No point in an introduction now. She has knows you pretty well at this point. Next time you see her tell her it's her turn to let you look in her window.

Vkins 9

Weird thing. Well, it IS an awkward situation but she shouldn't act all disgusted. It's a thing everyone has done at least once; even herself. She should've just shrugged it off and walked away. Anyway. Close the blinds next time.

skatecboy45 8

I love how SHE was looking in disgust. I mean, sure you may have had your blinds open but she didn't have to look and it's not like you sent her an invitation that said "You are cordially invited to be my honoured guest in watching me **********, just before noon tea."

Of course he would have sent no such invitation. Tea is at 4 PM.

But why disgust? This isn't something I particulary enjoy, but it's normal and pretty much everyone do it. I just would have walked away, maybe with a O_O; face because it IS a pretty awkward situation! And I guess there's no need to introduce yourself now!

I don't really get why people think its so disgusting if someone is wacking off. A man has to release, and if they aren't getting sex this is the only other methed (aside from sex dolls or pocket *******). But if you are by a window and the curtains aren't closed then you COMPLETELY deserve this. Next time make sure there is no way for someone to walk in. The one thing I can't understand though, is why the **** was she stareing and watching you if she thought it was so disgusting?