Kids: Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using...

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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Archeology

By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML

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By cheaphubbyswife - 04/04/2009 09:19 - Canada

Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML

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By yolonono - 04/12/2014 18:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML

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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Bobsaget00 - 04/08/2011 10:19 - United States

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

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L4m3r 3

Friday 27 March 2009 20:07

Perhaps you should have buried the dog further down... he must've been awfully close to the surface if your son was able to reach the bones with a plastic shovel.

songstress4life 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:07

And this is why we shouldn't lie to our kids about dumb stuff. They can handle the truth.

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Amkii 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:51

#69 - Good point about the grave marker... but at least they could have put a large stone or rock there... the kid wouldn't have to know that it served a purpose... ;)

LittleGreenBean 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:03

I mean come on... its just a young kid. If the kid is happy thinking the dogs fine and sent to a farm then HES HAPPY how many people can honestly say they are blissful niave and so easily pleased? This stage of human development does not last long. If a white lie makes him feel better and be happy then so be it, but why tell him the truth if its just going to upset him. We all grow up so fast, I wish i could remeber the times when I was so blissfully unaware, but eventually we all grow up. So let him be young and niave while it lasts. number 22 is ******* retard.

kellster 2

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:07

Lying to your kids is never a good idea. Plus which, your kid recognized the bones as being those belonging to a dog? Really???

Thermotic 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:16

You sick ****.

eschreib 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:43

HAHAHAAAAAAAAA omggg

Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:59

I really hope #22 is joking, because that's some of the dumbest shit I've ever read. Really guy? He lied to his son about the dog dying, he didn't beat the kid with a metal hanger and then force him to tell his friends he fell down the stairs. I think it's you who needs a psychological evaluation.