By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 19:18 - United States

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Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML
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bnutts 4

Well. Use your other arm, problem solved.

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kcTheGreat 2

Wow..if you can actually see a difference it's time to get a girlfriend or at least a hobby..

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zach8771 3

Say you're a swordsman. They will think you're a nerd, better than a perv

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TheLonelyPoet 0

I'd like to see you go up to a trained swordsman and call him a nerd.

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bizarre_ftw 21

I'd Pay to see that!

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Reader_17 5

If anyone asks I just say I use that hand to drive stick

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Llama_Face89 33

And what if he uses his left hand?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Say you just moved over from England, then ask how your accent is, say you've been trying to blend in, work the words tea, bloody, bloke, and twit in and learn how to do an English accent so you can "slip up" a couple times and not only will you explain away your arm, you may get a gf and fix the whole damn issue (all who thumb me down Clearly don't know how Stupid some girls [or guys, either way works op] can be when a guy has an English accent)

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Dracoboxer357 35

56- I'm almost afraid to ask what you'd suggest he use instead of his arm(s) for his "solo performances." His feet? O.o

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SaMmIMonster96 6

How much do you **********?

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CaptainPickles72 18

8 times a day. Oh wait, you were asking OP, forget my statement then...

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Grand_Cookie 21

I think how often isn't the question here. Now how long? That should be looked into. Cause if there is a noticeable difference he is spending lots of quality time alone.

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TheLonelyPoet 0

Omg this had me dying XD

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