By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 19:18 - United States

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Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML
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bnutts 4

Well. Use your other arm, problem solved.

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kcTheGreat 2

Wow..if you can actually see a difference it's time to get a girlfriend or at least a hobby..

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katerbug112768 9

Masturbation is a magical sensation, it starts with an arm and a big imagination!

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CB2408 7

Just say you play tennis.. I'm a girl and know nothing about it but that's just logic...

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Kingsnake69 0

Bnutts, i feel the same way as the fml guy, but it just doesnt feel as good and isnt rite.

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

I think you may have an addiction, sir. Maybe you should try to get a girlfriend instead, so she can do the work for you.. y'know... give your arm a break.

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emeraldmaz 9

To be honest, it's probably normal for your dominant arm to be more developed anyway, regardless of any masturbation.

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AFailedWorld 3

Most people have a dominant arm. Being right handed means your right arm usually is more developed, stroking arm or not. You may be confusing cause with coincidence.

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