By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 19:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML
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bnutts 4

Well. Use your other arm, problem solved.

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kcTheGreat 2

Wow..if you can actually see a difference it's time to get a girlfriend or at least a hobby..

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hamtaro331 0

Say your other arm had surgery when you were little and it stayed like that ever since and that it's amazing it even grows

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CaptainPickles72 18

That is so offensive, sir! I had to have surgery on my arm when I was younger, and it has ruined my life! You do not know how much I have to go through EVERY single day of my life.I am too embarrassed to even leave the house due to this horrible disfigurement because everywhere I go, people stare... ... but then again, that could just be because I'm a talking pickle.

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ImSoEffedUp 10

Dang, start switching it up dude....

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Azula272 14

Hey look at that body You work out~ Jiggle jiggle jiggle when you wiggle that shlong

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Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

Damn I wonder what his secret is... Haha He should make a routine video and make millions... Just an idea haha

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marpay 11

Pretty sure there are millions of those kind of "workout" videos on the web.

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Dracoboxer357 35

84- Actually, they Did market such a public appropriate routine and workout device. They called it The Shaker Weight if I remember correctly. You get a heavy phallus that get to pretend to double-fist ********** at your own face. It's pretty bad, even for an info-merical product. :p

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sufidonor1987 0

Gotta be a switch hitter bro.

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perdix 29

Purchase a tennis racquet and tell people you play as a cover story. For those who suggest switching hands, it's not easy -- it feels like you're cheating on your good hand!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Tell your good hand you're looking for an open relationship

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perdix 29

Do I look like Newt Gingrich? I never discussed exclusivity with Righty, so if I want to have a fling with Lefty, that's my business. I do put Righty behind my back to spare her feelings;)

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Timmeh94 0

i have that same arm muscle. but its from slapping the bass. not jerking it

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marti1497 10

umm.. haha am i the only one who's wondering why a guy was 'posing in front of the mirror'..?

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