Miscellaneous: Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk.... - FML

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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By DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00

Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 5 September 2011 8:50

I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 5 September 2011 8:51

Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.

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CenterOfTheEarth 0

Monday 5 September 2011 22:56

DWI is driving while influenced...

BloodyMary666 24

Monday 5 September 2011 23:14

I only know DUI...

Hot_Chick21 0

Monday 5 September 2011 23:21

This may sound stupid but wtf is DWI??

Cheerlover1233 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:21

Omg yall are really retarded! DWI stands for Driving While Intoxicated... DUHH

auddylynne 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:06

Haha!!! Freaking ironic!! Lmao

xninfax 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:18

Lmao that would happen in texas!

leckert2 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:51

We like to party in Texas. What can I say.

taradeborde87 3

Friday 6 January 2012 3:39

#154, you're an idiot. Drunk driving is not partying. Your comment is not funny, and the fact that you think it is really makes you look like a total asshole. Drunk driving is not a joke.

yaknowiverse 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:03

the police talk about drunk driving when they are doing it?! what the ****?!!

kwsoccer 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:27

Were you drunk too?!??

largsexy 1

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:52

Did you arest him

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