By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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marinus_fml 19

I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.

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MsKittyKatWeber 10

You were probably so drunk that everyone seems drunk too. And thanks for being a drunk driver...ass

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yip0thats0me 8

Haha dude you shold come to South Africa :)

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BellaMarta 19

Ironic. Report him. Officers are supposed to be sober on the job.

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shelbyp67 0

Dude, I would tell the court that. Make him lose his job.

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teh_uber_muffin 3

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to-" -BLEUGH!!!!-

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seeb49 7

I can't believe how many of you have never heard of DWI.

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